1) “ Doctor, u coming to office right ?
“Nah, I am tired..i want more sleep.moreover it’s Saturday.”
“Come on, get up! don’t be on the bed for long..only prostitutes earn money there.”
“huh..uh.”
2) In the board room
“Boss, yadav’s are supposed to be dudh walas…how come you become a manager ?”
3) “Wassup…why are u calling me so early?”
“Doctor, M not comin to office today.”
“What!!..we need to close the deadline.”
“I know, But my stigmata’s acting up.”
“Oh Man! at this hour! But why are u telling me ..tell ur boss”
“I Can’t, She a woman…You tell her.”
4) In the routine SKEP meeting…
“Doctor, You know we consultants are like prostitutes.”
“Geez..I hate to think it that way sir…But how’s that?”
“We work odd hours..we are not proud of what we do…when we go to see the client, we look great but return looking like hell…people often ask us..”what exactly you do and we don’t have a short answer..we spent lot of time in hotels…we don’t have job satisfaction”
“Hmm..that sounds pretty much like them”
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